Stalk fishies all night instead of biting people toes for fun at 3:00am. Blue glowing stones lit from below make those goldfish easy pouncing targets. Cool glass top makes a great summer napping spot with built-in entertainment.
Chomp floating cat treats. Chase toy mice that CAN’T get stuck in corners or under the couch. Bounce off the walls…and ceiling! A 2½ hour trip with several minutes of weightlessness. End your flight with a nap on Richard Branson’s fluffy head.
Dig your beatmixing claws into this spinning cardboard turntable. Scratching vinyl (and couches) is so yesterday. Pose-able tone arm makes you look fab in your peep’s Instagram feed. Meow, chicka, meow, meow!
Lick cats. Without the hairballs. Even up that one-sided licking relationship. Don’t miss out on this amazing form of social bonding. Whatcha got to lose? Your friends already call you a crazy cat-person behind your back.